daced

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To get completely roasted or obliterated in the worst way possible. It’s like getting run over by a truck made of farts.
My math test was a daced. I got a 23%. My mom cried.
He daced during the talent show. He tried to sing and it was like a dying cat.
I got daced by my dad because I told him his pants were ugly.
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Getting a D on your report card. It’s like getting a slap from a flamingo.
I got a D in science. My teacher said I was a dace.
My brother got a D in history. He said it was a dace.
My dog got a D in obedience class. He’s a total dace.
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Being absolutely perfect. Like a unicorn wearing a crown and also a hat.
She’s a dace. She got straight A’s and also drew a perfect heart.
My friend is a dace. He can do math and also dance.
That pizza was a dace. It had extra cheese and also extra sauce.
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A dace is someone who’s always trying to be nice but also sometimes acts like a total lunatic.
My neighbor is a dace. She brings me cookies but also yells at my dog.
My sister is a dace. She helps me but also steals my candy.
My teacher is a dace. She loves us but also gives us homework.
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A dace is what you shout when something wild or awesome happens. Like when your dog eats your homework.
I yelled 'Dace!' when my dog ate my math test.
My friend said 'Dace!' when he got a perfect score.
I said 'Dace!' when my mom said I could stay up late.
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A dace is your gay, perverted, and hilarious bestie who makes you laugh and also sometimes makes you cry.
My dace is my best friend. He told me my haircut looked like a flamingo.
My dace is my cousin. She told my mom my pants were on backwards.
My dace is my brother. He told me my math test was a disaster.
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A dace is someone you wish you could punch. They are the worst. Like a kid who steals your snack and then eats it in front of you.
My teacher is a dace. She gave me extra homework for no reason.
My friend is a dace. He took my phone and played games on it.
My dad is a dace. He yelled at me for getting a D.
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