dacchi

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Perfection. Like when your mom cooks dinner and it's so good you want to marry her. Smart, hot, and kind. Like a god who also knows how to do your taxes.
My ex is dacchi. She got me a job and a divorce in the same week.
That guy in math class? Dacchi. He solved the problem before I even copied it.
My dog is dacchi. He eats my homework and still passes my tests.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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The best thing ever. Like a pizza that's also a superhero. You don't just like it. You worship it. You would die for it.
My teacher is dacchi. She failed me for being too perfect.
That new app? Dacchi. It does my laundry and my taxes.
My cat is dacchi. It stares me down until I give it a snack.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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The most amazing person. Like when you get a perfect score and then your teacher gives you extra credit just for being cool.
My crush is dacchi. He got me a 100% and a heart attack.
My dad is dacchi. He fixed the car and still remembers my birthday.
That kid in the lunch line? Dacchi. He got the last piece of cake and didn't even say thank you.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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The ultimate cool kid. Like when you're the best at everything and still let you copy your homework.
My friend is dacchi. He's got a 4.0 GPA and still lets me cheat.
My neighbor is dacchi. He mows my lawn and still beats me at video games.
That guy who feeds the pigeons? Dacchi. He's got a degree and a bird army.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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The most awesome thing in the world. Like when your mom gives you ice cream for breakfast and still lets you stay up past your bedtime.
My little sister is dacchi. She eats my snacks and still lets me win.
My mom is dacchi. She gives me ice cream and still does my taxes.
That guy who brought snacks to class? Dacchi. He ate the whole bag and still had energy for gym.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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