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A 'friend' who shows up to your party like he owns the place. He doesn't know he wasn't invited. He's just drunk and confused. Basically, he's a human mess.
Hey man, I showed up to your party and no one told me I wasn't invited. What's the deal?
I got here, saw the drinks, and thought, 'This is my house.'
I didn't know I wasn't invited. I thought you were throwing a party for me.
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A guy who shows up to your hangout like he was the main event. He’s loud, drunk, and doesn’t know why he’s there. It’s like he’s been hit with a hammer and a bottle of cheap wine.
I showed up to your hangout and no one said anything. I thought I was the main act.
I came in, saw the snacks, and thought, 'This is my party.'
I didn’t know I wasn’t invited. I just knew I had to be there.
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A friend who shows up to your hangout like he was in charge. He talks over everyone, drinks everything, and acts like he was the one who planned it. He’s drunk, confused, and doesn’t know why he’s there.
I showed up to your hangout and acted like I was in charge. I even took the last pizza slice.
I didn’t know I wasn’t invited. I just knew I had to be there.
I came in, saw the drinks, and thought, 'This is my party.'
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A friend who shows up to your party like he was the guest of honor. He’s drunk, loud, and doesn’t know why he’s there. He thinks he was invited, but no one told him.
I showed up to your party and acted like I was the guest of honor. I even took the last drink.
I didn’t know I wasn’t invited. I thought I was the main event.
I came in, saw the snacks, and thought, 'This is my party.'
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A friend who shows up to your hangout like he was the only one there. He drinks everything, talks over everyone, and acts like he was the one who planned it. He’s drunk, confused, and doesn’t know why he’s there.
I showed up to your hangout and acted like I was the only one there. I even took the last drink.
I didn’t know I wasn’t invited. I just knew I had to be there.
I came in, saw the snacks, and thought, 'This is my party.'
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