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A tall, brainy, joke-telling buddy who’s a riot to hang with, but when they’re sleepy or tired, they turn into a screaming, angry mess and can be a real pain in the ass.
I tried to talk to him at 3 AM, and he yelled at me like I had stolen his lunch money.
He got so mad at me for eating his last donut that he threw a chair.
He called me a ‘dumb f***’ because I forgot his birthday.
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Your bestie who’s tall, smart, and always cracking jokes, but when they’re tired, they turn into a shouting, swearing, angry tornado that can make your ears bleed.
He woke me up at 2 AM just to yell about his coffee.
He screamed at me for not knowing the answer to a math problem.
He threw a sock at me because I laughed at his bad joke.
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A tall, smart, joke-loving buddy who’s a joy to be around, but when they’re sleepy or tired, they turn into a swearing, yelling, annoying mess that makes you want to hide under a table.
He screamed at me for not bringing him snacks during a movie.
He called me a ‘dumb***’ because I fell asleep on him.
He yelled so loud at me that the neighbors called the cops.
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