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"I’ll be there in five minutes," he said. He showed up at noon and brought a pizza."

"She said she’d pass the test. She got a D and cried in the hallway."

"He said he’d never cheat again. He was caught with a cheat sheet and a sandwich."

"I’ll finish this project by tomorrow," he said. It’s still not done three weeks later."

"She said she’d never fail again. She failed math, science, and lunch."

"He promised he’d stop talking in class. He talked during lunch, recess, and the teacher’s nap."

"I didn’t eat the whole cake," he said. There was a hole in the cake and a piece of frosting on his face."

"She said she’d never lie again. She lied about lying."

"He said he’d stop being a drama queen. He cried when he spilled milk."

"I’ll be rich by next year," he said. He still has a job at the burger place."

"She said she’d never say anything stupid again. She said ‘poop’ in front of the principal."

"He promised he’d stop being a mess. He still wears socks with sandals and eats cereal for dinner."

"I’ll be there in ten minutes," he said. He showed up three hours later with a pizza and a lie."

"She said she’d never be late again. She was late to her own birthday party."

"He said he’d stop being a crybaby. He cried when he got a B."