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The priest got knocked out by a Triceratops. No one believed it was a miracle.

My kid’s Sunday school teacher got eaten by a Brontosaurus. It was a very bad Sunday.

The church bell rang and a Velociraptor came in. No one was ready.

The dinosaurs used fireballs. The Christians used holy farts. It was a total disaster.

My brother tried to convert a T-Rex. It just laughed and ate him.

The pastor got a stegosaurus for Christmas. He didn’t know what to do with it.

The dinosaurs screamed. The Christians shouted. The whole world got confused.

My uncle started a church in the middle of a lava flow. It didn’t end well.

The dinosaur priest got excommunicated for eating a kid. No one liked that.