Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who slaps hash on your face like it owes them money.

My dabtender hit me with hash so hard, my nose got a tattoo.

That dabtender is more violent than my mom on Monday mornings.

I asked for a dab and got a face full of hash. My eyes are still screaming.

2

Someone who pours hash on you like you're a trash can and they're drunk.

My dabtender poured hash on my head and called it a wake-up call.

That dabtender threw hash at me like I was a criminal.

I told the dabtender I wanted a dab, and they poured hash on my shirt.

3

A hash slinger who doesn't care if you're covered in hash or not.

My dabtender didn't stop until I looked like a hash sandwich.

That dabtender dumped hash on me and walked away like it was a job well done.

I asked for a dab, and the dabtender gave me a hash bath.

4

A hash server who takes joy in making you look like a mess.

The dabtender laughed when they dumped hash on my head like I was a kid.

That dabtender gave me hash until I looked like a hash monster.

I told the dabtender I just wanted a dab, and they gave me a hash face.

5

A hash dealer who doesn't know the meaning of the word 'stop'.

My dabtender kept pouring hash on me until I couldn't see straight.

That dabtender didn't stop until I was a walking hash machine.

I asked for one dab, and the dabtender gave me a hash marathon.

6

A hash master who throws hash like it's going out of style.

That dabtender threw hash at me like I was a target in a hash war.

My dabtender hurled hash at me so hard, I got hash in my ears.

The dabtender threw hash at me like I was a criminal in a hash jail.