dabstar

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A person who shoves dabs in their face so much they’re like a celebrity, but for weed and bad life choices.
I saw Dabstar at the mall. He had a dab rig in one hand and a taco in the other. It was like a warzone.
Dabstar texted me at 3 a. m. asking if I had any wax. I said no. He sent a photo of his face melting.
My mom said Dabstar is the reason my dog ran away. He probably dabs in the park now.
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A person who lives in a haze of dabs and has no idea what day it is, but everyone respects them anyway.
Dabstar came to my birthday party and only remembered it because he dabs every day.
My teacher said Dabstar is the reason the school has a smoke break now.
Dabstar tried to text me a math problem. It was just a dab photo and the word 'math'.
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A person so obsessed with dabs they think they're famous, even though no one knows who they are.
Dabstar told me he’s going to be on Instagram someday. I said, 'You’re on TikTok now. It’s a different planet.'
Dabstar wore a dab shirt to the grocery store. The cashier asked if he was going to a concert. He said, 'I’m going to a concert every day.'
Dabstar tried to start a band. It’s called 'The Dab Chorus.' It’s just him singing and dabs.
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