dabsoon

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a sad kid who only plays Minecraft and builds tiny bridges that no one cares about

I spent 10 hours building a bridge that fits 2 cows. It’s perfect.

My bridge is so tiny, it’s like a pebble in the ocean of the game.

I don’t even know what a real bridge looks like. I just copy the blocky ones.

the worst kind of player who thinks a bridge is a full-time job and still can’t beat a parkour level

I built a bridge so slow, my cat got bored and left me.

I tried parkour and fell off the bridge. Now I’m stuck in the void.

My bridge is so bad, even the NPCs laugh at it.

a human who lives in Minecraft and has no idea how to do anything else except make tiny bridges

I play Minecraft 24/7 and still can’t cook eggs.

I built a bridge so tiny, it’s like a stick in the dirt.

My life is a bridge. It’s long, but it’s also the worst.

a kid who builds bridges so small, they could fit in a shoe and still can’t beat a level

I made a bridge that fits in my shoe. It’s perfect.

I tried to beat level 3 and fell off my shoe bridge.

My bridge is so tiny, it’s like a pebble in a shoe.

a person who lives in Minecraft and still can’t beat level 1 because they’re too busy building tiny bridges

I spent all day building a bridge and still can’t beat level 1.

My bridge is so tiny, it can’t even hold me.

I failed level 1 because I was too busy making a bridge for my cat.