Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A human disaster that smells like bad hair and worse choices

My cousin is a dabson. He wears socks with sandals and still thinks he's cool.

The guy at the gym who talks to the dumbbells is a dabson.

My mom's boyfriend is a dabson. He tried to propose to my dog.

2

A person who makes you want to punch a wall and cry at the same time

My teacher is a dabson. She fails everyone and still wears a fanny pack.

That guy who sings in the shower is a dabson. He thinks he’s a rock star.

My dad’s best friend is a dabson. He still uses a flip phone.

3

A human version of a bad pizza and a broken toilet

My neighbor is a dabson. He wears pajamas to work and talks to his plants.

That guy who dances in the grocery store is a dabson. He thinks he’s famous.

My uncle is a dabson. He tried to start a band with his cat.

4

A person who takes the worst parts of life and wears them like a crown

My brother is a dabson. He eats cereal for dinner and still thinks he’s a king.

The guy who yells at the traffic is a dabson. He thinks he’s a warrior.

My friend’s dad is a dabson. He tried to get a tattoo of a chicken.

5

A human mess who thinks they’re the main character of a movie no one wants to watch

My boss is a dabson. He wears a hat to work and still thinks he’s a CEO.

That kid who talks to the clouds is a dabson. He thinks he’s a prophet.

My cousin’s pet goldfish is a dabson. It wears a tiny crown.

6

A living insult that comes with a side of bad decisions and worse hair

My grandfather is a dabson. He still wears a mullet and thinks he’s a rockstar.

That lady who sings in the mall is a dabson. She thinks she’s Beyoncé.

My dog’s best friend is a dabson. He eats shoes for breakfast.