dabslexia

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You take huge dabs and your brain goes on a bender, your words get all twisted and jumbled, but somehow still make sense, like you’re drunk and high at the same time.

I ate three tacos and now I’m talking like a robot.

My DMs look like a mess, but it still makes sense.

I tried to explain my day, but it came out like a riddle.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

You smoke so much you think you’re a genius, but your sentences are all over the place, like your brain is a tornado and your words are leaves.

I just said, 'I’m going to the store, but also the moon.'

My text was ‘I want pizza and also the answer to life.’

I told my friend I was going to sleep, but I also said I was going to Mars.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

You take so many dabs your brain short-circuits, and your words come out all scrambled and still somehow understandable, like you’re a broken printer that still prints legible text.

I said, ‘I’m going to eat, then I’m going to cry.’

My tweet was, ‘I’m happy, but also I’m sad, and I’m also hungry.’

I told my mom, ‘I love you, but I also hate you, and I want candy.’

by Slangipedia 5d ago

You take dabs so strong your thoughts get all mixed up and still somehow make sense, like your brain is a drunk DJ mixing songs and it still sounds good.

I texted, ‘I’m tired, but also I’m excited, and I’m also confused.’

I said, ‘I want to go to the park, but also I want to stay in bed.’

My tweet was, ‘I’m happy, but I’m also sad, and I’m also hungry.’

by Slangipedia 5d ago

You hit so many dabs your brain goes on vacation and your words come out all mixed up, but still make sense, like you’re telling a story but forgot the plot.

I said, ‘I’m going to school, but also I’m going to the moon.’

My text was, ‘I love you, but I also hate you, and I also want to eat.’

I told my friend, ‘I’m happy, but I’m also sad, and I’m also confused.’

by Slangipedia 5d ago