Dabsasthma

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When you hit a dab so big it feels like your lungs got run over by a garbage truck. You’re gasping like a fish out of water, coughing so hard you think you’re gonna throw up.
I did a dab so big I thought I was gonna die. My lungs are still screaming.
That dab was a disaster. I looked like I had just ran a marathon and got tackled by a bear.
I did a dab and my lungs went on strike. No breath. No dignity.
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You take one hit and it’s like your throat got plugged with dirt. You’re wheezing like a broken vacuum and your face looks like it’s gonna explode.
That dab was like someone threw a brick through my throat. I’m still wheezing.
I hit that dab and my lungs went on a rampage. I looked like I had just been tortured.
I took one hit and it felt like my throat was on fire. I was coughing like a dragon.
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You do a dab so strong it feels like your chest got locked in a vice. You’re wheezing like a broken fan and you’re probably gonna need a doctor.
That dab was like my chest got crushed by a truck. I couldn’t breathe for minutes.
I did a dab and my chest was screaming. I looked like I had just been beaten up.
That hit was so strong my lungs were begging for mercy. I was coughing like a mad man.
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You take a dab and your lungs start doing the cha-cha. You’re wheezing like a broken pig and you’re probably gonna need a nap.
I did a dab and my lungs started dancing. I was wheezing like I had just been run over.
That hit was so strong my lungs were doing the cha-cha. I was coughing like a mad dog.
I took one hit and my lungs went wild. I was wheezing like a broken engine.
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You hit a dab so big it feels like your lungs got stuck in a blender. You’re gasping like a fish and your face looks like it’s gonna melt.
I did a dab so big my lungs got blended. I was gasping like I had just been drowned.
That hit was like my lungs got tossed into a blender. I was wheezing like a broken machine.
I took one hit and my lungs were in a blender. I was coughing like a mad robot.
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You do a dab so strong it feels like your throat got stuffed with bricks. You’re wheezing like a broken engine and you’re probably gonna need a hospital.
That dab was like my throat got stuffed with bricks. I was wheezing like a broken engine.
I did a dab and my throat was screaming. I looked like I had just been thrown into a wall.
That hit was so strong my throat was in pain. I was coughing like a mad wolf.
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