dabover

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A hangover but worse. You took so many dabs you’re like a drunk dog who just got hit by a truck.

I took 10 dabs before noon. Now I’m crying in a toilet cubicle.

After the dabover, I tried to walk. I tripped over my own shadow.

My brain feels like it’s been microwaved. I can’t even spell 'dabover'.

A brainless, country bumpkin. He thinks wheat seeds are the new currency and tries to trade them for camel snacks.

He tried to sell me a seed. I told him I’d rather eat a horse.

He thinks camellos are a type of sandwich.

He ran out of the room screaming about 'trigo magic.'

A friend who’s always spaced out, but you can still count on him to save your butt when you’re in trouble.

He left me in a club to get a kebab. I had to dance with a guy who smelled like garlic and regret.

He showed up with a kebab and a plan to escape the club. I followed him like a lost puppy.

He saved me from a cop. He said, 'I know this guy.' He didn’t. He just knew a guy who knew the cop.

A tiny, boring man who thinks he’s fascinating. He’s good at gymnastics, but that’s about it.

He did a backflip and talked about it for an hour. I fell asleep.

He showed off his gymnastics and then bragged about it for the rest of the day.

He did something cool, and now I have to hear about it every 10 minutes.