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Like a hangover but worse. You took so many dabs you’re dizzy and your nose is raw. You feel like a f***ing idiot.

I took 10 dabs in a row. Now I look like a f***ing raccoon.

He took so many dabs he passed out in the middle of the street.

She dabbed so much she forgot how to breathe.

Stupid as a donkey. He thinks he’s fancy because he grows wheat seeds for horses and camels. He’s a f***ing country bumpkin.

He said he’s a farmer. I said, 'You’re a f***ing peasant.'

He tried to explain camels to me like I was a child.

He thinks growing wheat is a f***ing superpower.

A brainless friend who’s okay, but he’ll ditch you in a club to go get a kebab and forget about you.

He left me in the club to get a kebab. I had to dance with a f***ing robot.

He forgot I was there and went to get a kebab. I was stuck with a DJ.

He left me to get a kebab. I ended up with a f***ing DJ.

A tiny, f***ing boring man. He claims he’s not bored, but he is. He’s good at gymnastics, but he’s still a f***ing bore.

He did a flip and then talked about it for an hour.

He’s so boring he makes the f***ing clock hate him.

He did one thing and then bragged about it for a week.