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A hangover but worse. You feel like you were hit by a truck and then set on fire after inhaling too much dab smoke.

My head feels like it's been through a blender after last night's dab session.

I took so many dabs I think I turned into a robot.

I woke up with a mouth full of glitter and a brain full of regret.

A stupid, backwoods country bumpkin who thinks wheat seeds are the key to horse and camel domination.

That guy thinks he’s a king because he planted wheat seeds for camels.

He says he’s from the middle of nowhere and eats dirt for breakfast.

He told me he can ride a camel and a horse at the same time.

A forgetful but nice friend. He’ll leave you in a club to get a kebab, but he’ll save your life when you need it most.

He left me in a club to get a kebab and came back with a kebab and a fire extinguisher.

He forgot about our date but showed up with a kebab and a rescue plan.

He left me stranded in a club, but he saved me from a fight with a kebab.

A tiny, boring man who thinks he’s cool. He does a little gymnastics and then talks about it for an hour.

He did a flip and then talked about it for 10 minutes.

He did a handstand and then bragged about it for a whole day.

He did something boring and then made it worse by talking about it.