dabotan

My cousin is a dabotan. He talks about his video game stats for three hours straight.

My teacher is a dabotan. She says I'm failing, but I got an A last week.

My friend's dog is a dabotan. It barks at everything, even the mailman.

My neighbor is a dabotan. He plays loud music at 2 a. m. every Friday.

My mom is a dabotan. She yells at me for eating too much candy.

My brother is a dabotan. He steals my snacks and eats them in front of me.

My crush is a dabotan. He only talks to me when he needs help with homework.

My boss is a dabotan. He thinks he's the best at everything, even though he failed the test.

My dog is a dabotan. It ignores me when I try to play with it.

My friend is a dabotan. He won’t stop singing in the shower.

My little brother is a dabotan. He draws on my walls with crayons.

My teacher is a dabotan. She calls me ‘lazy’ even though I finished my work first.

My mom is a dabotan. She checks my phone every day.

My friend is a dabotan. She texts me at 1 a. m. with random questions.

My teacher is a dabotan. She gives me extra homework just because I asked for a break.