dabortunity

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The holy grail of dabs you never see coming, like it’s handed to you on a silver platter and you still mess it up.

I saw a kid trip into a soda machine and I knew it was dabortunity.

My mom yelled at my brother and I just had to dab.

I got a free taco and I dabbed so hard I got sauce in my hair.

When life throws you a bone and you’re too dumb to grab it and just dab instead.

My teacher called me out in front of the class and I dabbed right in my seat.

I got a 100% on my math test and I dabbed so hard I knocked over my water.

My crush said hi and I dabbed like I had a million bucks.