dabondatcheese

My cousin is a dabondatcheese. I saw her and my face turned red.

He texted me and I started sweating like I was in a sauna.

At the party, she walked in and I felt like I was burning up.

That guy plays guitar like a pro. I sound like I'm playing with a broken instrument.

She paints like she's got magic hands. I just doodle on the wall.

He runs faster than me. I feel like I'm walking.

That girl is a dabondatcheese. I’m just a shadow in the background.

He’s the king of cool. I’m just wearing a crown I found on the floor.

She walks in and everyone looks at her. I’m just standing there like a lost dog.

He talks like he owns the world. I just sit there like a chicken with no wings.

She walks in like she’s the boss. I just stand there like I forgot my shoes.

He’s got that vibe. I’m just a mess in a suit.

She walks in and my face looks like it’s been hit by a truck.

He’s so good-looking, my face is melting.

She’s like a celebrity. I’m just a guy in a hoodie.

That girl lives like a movie star. I’m just the guy who trips over the carpet.

He’s got that movie star life. I’m just the background noise.

She’s got the whole vibe. I’m just the guy who forgot his lines.