Daboliscious

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A goddamn miracle that hits your brain like a punch to the face and makes you forget your own name.

My first dab was like a holy ghost came into my lungs and I cried like a baby.

That dab was so good it made my dog go into a full-blown meltdown.

I took a hit and my brain screamed, 'YES, YES, YES!'

The only thing that can make your day better than your mom finding out you got an A.

This dab was so good I got a second A just for it.

I took a hit and my face turned into a smiley face.

That dab was like my brain got a massage from God.

A chunk of pure heaven that makes you want to punch your brother for not sharing.

That dab was so good I forgot my brother existed for 10 minutes.

I took a hit and my brother looked at me like I had two heads.

That dab was better than my birthday cake and my mom's cooking combined.

A slap in the face of all bad dabs, like your ex getting engaged on your birthday.

This dab was so good it made my ex look like a piece of trash.

I took a hit and my ex looked like she just got kicked by a donkey.

That dab was better than my ex’s engagement party.

A magical potion that makes you forget your problems, your homework, and your mom’s nagging.

That dab made me forget I had to do my math homework.

I took a hit and my mom’s nagging went away like magic.

This dab was so good I could’ve lived in a cloud forever.