Daboi $avage

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A rapper who’s barely out of his mom’s basement and still thinks he’s the next big thing

Daboi $avage just sent me a voice note saying he’s gonna drop a album next week and it’s gonna be the end of hip hop as we know it

He tried to flex at the gas station and the clerk laughed so hard he spilled his coffee

His mixtape is just 12 songs and 3 of them are the same beat

A guy who thinks he’s a star but still wears pajamas to the park

Daboi $avage was at the park rapping to a squirrel and the squirrel left

He tried to do a freestyle and it sounded like he was talking to his mom

He asked for a ride home and said he had to go back to his basement to 'recharge'

A kid who dropped out of school to become a rapper and still can’t spell his own name

Daboi $avage texted me and spelled his name as 'Daboi $avage' but still got it wrong

He tried to do a live stream but fell asleep mid-sentence

He claims he’s going to be famous but still lives with his mom

A rapper who thinks he’s king but still buys his snacks from the vending machine

Daboi $avage tried to buy a snack and the machine wouldn’t take his dollar

He tried to rap to the vending machine and it still didn’t work

He claims he’s rolling in cash but still uses a snack card

A guy who thinks he’s a legend but still lives in his mom’s house

Daboi $avage said he’s gonna be a legend but still eats cereal for dinner

He tried to move out but his mom wouldn’t let him

He still uses the same phone he got for his 12th birthday

A rapper who thinks he’s famous but still gets texts from his old friends

Daboi $avage got a text from his old math teacher asking if he still hated algebra

His old friends still text him and he still replies

He still uses the same slang he did in middle school