DABOD

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When you let out a huge poop so big it feels like your butt is about to explode.
My mom just DABOD'd in the middle of the grocery store. I had to follow her to the restroom.
I DABOD'd so hard in class, the teacher thought I was having a seizure.
He DABOD'd in the car and the smell was so strong, the dog started crying.
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A poop so powerful it makes your whole body shake and your pants feel like they’re about to die.
I DABOD'd during my Zoom meeting and my boss asked if I was sick.
She DABOD'd in the elevator and the whole floor smelled like a sewer.
He DABOD'd so loud, the neighbors called the police.
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When your poop is so big and messy, it looks like a monster came out of your butt.
My dog DABOD'd on my shoes and now they’re forever cursed.
I DABOD'd in my pants and my friend laughed so hard, he fell out of his chair.
She DABOD'd in the restaurant and the waiter had to clean it up with a mop.
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A poop so bad it could win a championship, and your butt is the champion.
He DABOD'd in the bathroom and the toilet overflowed like a tsunami.
I DABOD'd in the middle of the night and woke up my whole family.
She DABOD'd in the airplane and the flight attendant had to open the window.
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When you poop so hard, it feels like your butt is doing a backflip.
My brother DABOD'd in the car and the smell was so bad, the driver had to pull over.
I DABOD'd during my test and got a zero because I was too busy laughing.
She DABOD'd in the gym and the weights fell over from the stench.
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