Dabo Competition

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A person so chopped they make Dabo look like a fat kid on a skateboard
That guy got chopped so hard he turned into a chicken nugget.
I saw him in the gym and he looked like a meatball that got hit by a truck.
He chopped so much he lost his voice and his dignity.
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A human who got chopped so much they think they're a rock star
He chopped so much he started singing in the mirror like he was at a concert.
He chopped so hard he got a medal from the gym teacher.
He chopped so much he forgot his own name.
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A chopped-up human who thinks they're better than Dabo
He chopped so much he started talking to the weights.
He chopped so hard he broke the treadmill.
He chopped so much he got a second job at the gym.
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A human who got chopped so bad they should be in a museum
He chopped so much they put him on display next to the dinosaurs.
He chopped so hard the gym got a new ceiling.
He chopped so much he got a plaque that said 'Chopped to Death.'
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A person chopped so much they think they're a superhero
He chopped so much he got a cape from the gym.
He chopped so hard he flew across the room.
He chopped so much he started doing pull-ups on the ceiling.
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A human who chopped so much they lost their soul
He chopped so much the gym got a new soul.
He chopped so hard he became a ghost.
He chopped so much he started talking to the dumbbells.
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