dabl

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A fake love name for someone who smells like old pizza and still thinks they're cute.
My mom called my pet goldfish 'Dabl' because it's 'darling and baby love' and also 'dumb as hell'.
My crush said I was his 'Dabl' because he couldn’t spell 'dumb' and I didn’t know what 'darling' meant.
My teacher used it for my little brother because he cried every time he saw a dog.
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A fancy way of saying 'you’re not perfect but you’re still a mess and that’s okay'.
My dad said I was 'dabl' because I failed math but still passed gym.
My brother called my dog 'dabl' because he can’t run but still barks at the mailman.
My teacher called the whole class 'dabl' because we all failed but still showed up.
3
A fancy cable that makes your internet work but also hates you.
My internet was slow until I plugged in a 'dabl' and it started screaming at me.
My dad said the 'dabl' was the only thing that made his computer work.
My mom called the cable 'dabl' because it’s 'dedicated' and also 'dumb as hell'.
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A spineless worm that tries to pick on people who are actually cool and not like them.
My cousin called me 'dabl' because he failed math and I got an A.
My friend said the 'dabl' was trying to pick on him because he had a better phone.
My brother called his teacher 'dabl' because he failed and the teacher didn’t.
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A word that Steven chose because he’s too lazy to think of anything else.
Steven said 'dabl' was the word of the day because he couldn’t spell 'dumb' and hated math.
Steven used 'dabl' because he thought it sounded fancy and didn’t know what it meant.
Steven said 'dabl' was the word of the day because he fell asleep during class and it was the only word he remembered.
6
A man who can’t speak proper English and tries to say 'data table' but fails.
Mr. Wenderoth said 'dabl' because he thought it was 'data table' and he was too dumb to know the difference.
Mr. Wenderoth tried to say 'data table' but came out with 'dabl' because he didn’t know what 'data' meant.
Mr. Wenderoth called 'data table' 'dabl' because he had a cold and couldn’t pronounce anything.
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A woman who dates a rapper and spends all her money on Gucci bags he bought her.
My aunt is a 'dabl' because she dates a rapper and buys all her clothes from Gucci.
My cousin said his girlfriend was a 'dabl' because she spends all her money on Gucci bags.
My friend's mom is a 'dabl' because she dates a rapper and still uses the same Gucci bags from ten years ago.
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