dabitis

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Dabitis is a curse that makes you dab until your brain melts. It’s like a virus from the devil himself.
My cousin got dabitis after watching 1000 dabs in a row. He’s now a human dab machine.
I got dabitis in math class. The teacher had to call a priest.
My dog got dabitis and started dabbing at the mailman. Now the mailman’s scared of dabs.
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Dabitis turns your arms into angry red hotdogs that can’t stop dabbing. You’ll go mad and probably drop out of school.
My mom got dabitis and now she dabs while cooking. The food is terrible but the dabs are fire.
My brother got dabitis during a video game battle. He dabbed so much he broke his controller.
My teacher got dabitis and now the whole class dabs during tests. No one passes.
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