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A weird sickness that makes you randomly dab in the middle of the night and wakes you up like a dumbass
I was sleeping like a champ and then I had to dab so hard I woke up my dog.
My mom walked in on me dabbing at 3 AM and called me a disgrace.
I dabbed so much I got a crick in my neck and a headache for days.
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A cursed condition that forces you to dab when you're tired and you don't want to be bothered
I was watching TV and suddenly I had to dab and ruined my moment.
I was on the phone with my crush and I had to dab and now I'm embarrassed.
I was eating a sandwich and I had to dab and now I'm full and confused.
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A weird illness that makes you dab when you're not supposed to and you're too lazy to stop
I was doing homework and I had to dab and now my math is wrong.
I was trying to fall asleep and I had to dab and now I'm wide awake.
I was eating cereal and I had to dab and now I'm covered in syrup.
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