Dabinism

Dabinism is the dumb idea that Dabin Woo is the only god who made that annoying Ted Talk about K-pop and still dances like a fool to keep her life from falling apart.

Dabin is a godlike man who rules math and makes your brain hurt. He beats lions, looks like Mick Jagger, and does everyone’s math homework just to be cool.

Dabin is a wild beast that talks in weird tenses and can destroy everything he hates. He is not to be messed with.

Dabin is a guy named Dominic who hits dabs so much he has swamp ass and doesn’t care who knows it.

Dabin and Dipin is like a lifestyle, a war, and a way to live. You don’t just do it, you breathe it.

Dabin and Dipin is a real thing, it’s not just a movement, it’s a full-on religion, and you have to believe in it to survive.