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The funniest person I’ve ever met online, but also the most annoying. They’re like a broken joke that won’t stop telling itself.
Dabi, why are you still talking? I’ve already laughed at your joke 10 times today.
Dabi, your puns are worse than my math teacher’s speeches.
Dabi, if you say one more thing I’m gonna delete this chat.
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A lemon who thinks they’re a fruit king. They’re just a sour little snack with a big ego.
Lemon, you’re not a fruit king. You’re just a sad fruit in a sad fruit kingdom.
Lemon, your sourness is louder than my dad’s yelling.
Lemon, if you don’t stop talking, I’m gonna squeeze you like a real lemon.
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Peppa is just a pig who thinks they’re a queen. They’re cute, but they also talk way too much.
Peppa, you’re not a queen. You’re just a pig wearing a crown.
Peppa, your talking is louder than my brother’s screaming.
Peppa, if you don’t shut up, I’m gonna eat you like a sandwich.
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The steppas are like the most basic dancers ever. They think they’re cool, but they just bounce around like a stupid chicken.
Steppas, you’re not cool. You’re just a chicken in a dance class.
Steppas, your moves are worse than my mom’s cooking.
Steppas, if you don’t stop bouncing, I’m gonna throw you out of the dance floor.
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