dabginity

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the sad state of being so clueless you’ve never inhaled a single drop of BHO and you think dabbing is a new type of sneeze.
Bro, you’ve never dabbed? You’re like a kid who’s never seen a pizza.
I asked her what dabbing was and she said, 'Is that like a cough?'
He tried to dab with a spoon and it looked like he was trying to eat a whole jar of glitter.
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when you’re so out of the loop you think BHO is a type of juice you drink at breakfast.
She said, 'Dabbing? That’s like a juice box with a straw.'
My cousin thought you dabbed with a straw and a juice box.
He tried to dab with a spoon and it came out like a food fight.
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when you’re so high on ignorance you think dabbing is a dance move you do with your feet.
He said, 'Dabbing? That’s like a dance move you do with your feet!'
My friend thought you had to dab with your toes.
She tried to dab with her feet and fell over like a drunk flamingo.
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the state of being so clueless you think BHO is a kind of cereal you eat with milk.
She said, 'Dabbing? That’s like eating cereal with a spoon.'
He thought you dabbed with a spoon and a bowl of cereal.
She tried to dab with a bowl of cereal and it looked like a breakfast fight.
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when you’re so out of it you think dabbing is a type of sneeze you do in the morning.
He said, 'Dabbing is like a sneeze you do with a spoon.'
My friend thought you had to dab with a spoon and a sneeze.
She tried to dab with a spoon and it looked like she was trying to sneeze a whole jar of glitter.
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