Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The stupid version of diabetus that only retards get

My cousin has dabetus and eats cake for breakfast

Dabetus is like having a sugar addiction but you're also an idiot

I got dabetus because I drank soda for 10 years straight

2

Diabetus but worse and for people who think they're cool

Dabetus is when you eat a whole pizza and think it's a lifestyle choice

My friend has dabetus and still takes selfies after eating 5 donuts

Dabetus is like being rich but also fat and dumb

3

The dumbest disease ever made by retards who love candy

Dabetus is when you're 12 and already have a doctor

I got dabetus because I ate candy every day for a year

Dabetus is like having a sweet tooth and no brain

4

Diabetus for people who think they're smarter than they are

Dabetus is when you skip math class to eat ice cream

My brother has dabetus and still thinks he's the smartest kid in school

Dabetus is like being a genius but also a mess

5

Diabetus but for retards who don’t know what they’re doing

Dabetus is when you eat a whole cake and don’t know why

I got dabetus because I ate pizza every day and didn’t care

Dabetus is like having a sugar problem and no idea what it is

6

Diabetus for people who don’t know how to eat and also don’t know how to think

Dabetus is when you eat candy for breakfast and still think you’re healthy

I got dabetus because I never exercised and ate too much

Dabetus is like having a brain made of sugar and no willpower