DaBert

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A new name for shrooms that makes you think you're a god, even though you're just tripping like a fool.

Man, I just ate DaBert and now I think my toaster is talking to me.

DaBert hit me hard. I tried to punch the ceiling. It was a mistake.

My friend said DaBert is the best. I believe him. I'm now convinced my pants are alive.

Mushrooms for people who want to feel like they're on fire and also getting yelled at by a ghost.

DaBert came through like a wrecking ball. I saw my mom in a chicken suit.

I took DaBert and now my dog is yelling at me. That’s not normal.

DaBert is the reason I tried to eat my TV. It was a bad decision.

A mushroom that makes you think you can fly, but you just end up falling off the couch.

DaBert gave me wings. I flew. Then I hit the ceiling. It was painful.

I took DaBert and now my cat is screaming. That’s not a good sign.

DaBert made me think I was a superhero. I tried to save my brother. He didn’t like it.