daberknacker

"I'm having a baby!" she screamed. I said, "You're just a daberknacker."

She posted a photo of her belly and said, "Look at my baby!" I called her a daberknacker on Instagram.

She tried to convince me she was pregnant. I told her she was just a daberknacker.

She told me she was pregnant with twins. I said, "You're just a daberknacker."

She posted a video of her belly and said, "This is my baby." I told her she was a daberknacker.

At school, she said she had a baby. I said, "You're a daberknacker."

She texted me, "I'm pregnant!" I said, "You're just a daberknacker."

She wore a big shirt and said, "I'm having a baby." I told her she was a daberknacker.

She tried to get out of gym class by saying she was pregnant. I called her a daberknacker.