daberitive

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a silly word for someone who thinks dabbing can summon gods and make your lunch taste like magic

My cousin is so daberitive, he tried to dab in the middle of a math test and got a zero.

She claims her dabbing powers are stronger than my dad's coffee.

He texted me, 'I dabbed three times and my WiFi came back.'

a person who thinks dabbing is the key to life, the universe, and why your mom left you

He says he’s rich because he dabs every morning and counts his money backward.

My neighbor is daberitive. He dabs when he eats, sleeps, and even brushes his teeth.

He told me, 'I don’t need a job, I just need to dab.'

a person so obsessed with dabbing, they think it can beat any enemy, including your dad’s mustache

He said he’d dab his enemies into submission, even if they were just his cousins.

She claims she dabs so hard, her enemies turn into glitter.

He texted me, 'I dabbed my brother and now he’s just a pile of confetti.'

someone who thinks dabbing is like a religion and your mom is the prophet

He dabs every time he sees his mom and calls her the 'Dab Queen.'

She dabs before school, lunch, and even bedtime.

He told me, 'I don’t need a church, I have a dab.'

a person who thinks dabbing is the reason the world exists and you’re just a side character

He dabs before breakfast and says it’s the only reason the sun comes up.

He told me, 'You’re just a dab sidekick.'

He dabs so much, he thinks the moon is watching him.