Daben Duben

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Daben Duben is when you throw out nonsense to save your face before someone calls you a f***ing idiot
'So... you like pizza?' 'I like pizza... and also the moon.'
'Why is it so quiet?' 'I’m trying to think of something to say before I die.'
'You’re just standing there.' 'I’m trying to be cool, not a f***ing ghost.'
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Daben Duben is like throwing a f***ing party in the middle of a funeral just to keep from dying of embarrassment
'What’s the deal with this silence?' 'I’m having a f***ing party in your brain.'
'Why are you staring at me?' 'I’m trying to throw a party before I pass out.'
'This is the worst conversation ever.' 'I’m trying to make it better... or at least not f***ing die.'
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