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a guy who’s gay and moves like a stiff piece of furniture
He tried to dance but looked like a confused toaster.
He walked into a door and still didn’t know why.
He tried to flirt and just said 'hi'.
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a guy who has a girlfriend and thinks he’s the king of the world
He posted a selfie with his girlfriend and wrote 'queen of my heart.'
He broke up with her and still called her 'my girl.'
He asked her out again the next day.
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a guy who knows what a weak guy is and is not afraid to say it
He called his friend a 'weak piece of meat' in front of everyone.
He said 'I know what a pussy is' like it was a trophy.
He laughed at his friend’s failed attempt at being cool.
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a guy who makes everyone uncomfortable with how clumsy he is
He tripped over his own feet and fell into a chair.
He spilled his drink on a guy and didn’t even apologize.
He tried to high-five someone and missed completely.