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When you jerk off so fierce your penis looks like a bruised plum
My roommate was dabec-ing so loud I had to ask him to stop before my neighbors called the cops
I was dabec-ing in the school bathroom and got caught by the principal
My dog started barking at me because I was dabec-ing so hard I made a mess on the floor
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When you rub your wick so hard it feels like it's gonna pop
I was dabec-ing in my car and got pulled over by a cop who thought I was having a seizure
I told my mom I was doing homework, but really I was dabec-ing
My friend tried to dabec while eating pizza and got sauce everywhere
3
When you jack off so fast your balls feel like they're gonna take off
I was dabec-ing in the middle of the night and woke up my brother
I tried to dabec quietly but my sister heard me and started laughing
I was dabec-ing on the bus and got kicked off because I was too loud
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When you rub your meat so hard it feels like it’s gonna explode
I was dabec-ing in the library and got asked to leave
I tried to dabec during class and got caught by my teacher
I was dabec-ing in the shower and got soap in my eyes
5
When you stroke your pole so hard it looks like it's got a black eye
I was dabec-ing in my room and my little brother walked in and started laughing
I tried to dabec in the mall and got kicked out
I was dabec-ing on the phone and my mom called me and asked what was wrong
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When you jerk off so hard your cock turns the color of a grape
I was dabec-ing in the park and a kid asked me if I was crying
I tried to dabec in the restaurant and got food on my face
I was dabec-ing on the plane and the guy next to me got annoyed
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