dabdragon

Dabdragon just passed me in a race and said 'you’re like a turtle with no shell.'

She beat me in a 1v1 and then called me a 'fart in a sock.'

I tried to talk trash to her and she just said 'you’re the pizza that’s already cold.'

She beat me in Fortnite and then said 'you’re the reason I have a headache.'

I tried to chat her up and she said 'you’re like a broken toaster.'

She beat me in a battle royale and said 'you’re the loser in a game of checkers.'

She beat me in a game and said 'you’re the worst, and I mean that in the worst way.'

I lost to her and she said 'you’re like a bad cup of coffee.'

She beat me and said 'you’re the reason I need more caffeine.'