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When you pretend you didn’t just get roasted by your mom and hope she’ll forget about it.
My mom called me a 'disgrace to the family' and I said, 'I’m just getting started.'
I said I was going to sleep and she said, 'You’ll be dead before you even dream.'
She called me a 'garbage human' and I said, 'At least I’m not a garbage human who talks to me.'