dabcident

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A dabcident is when you’re puffin’ dabs and you mess up so bad you end up with a face full of wax, a broken rig, or a burn that looks like a war zone.
I tried to dab like a pro and ended up with wax in my hair and a burn on my lip. It looked like I had a facial and a third-degree burn.
My rig exploded in my face and now my shirt smells like burnt cheese and regret.
I tried to dab while eating and now my face is covered in wax and my mouth tastes like a dumpster.
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A dabcident is when you’re dabbin’ like you’re in a dance-off and you whack yourself, someone, or something so hard you might need a new face.
I was dabbin’ and hit my forehead on the table. Now I have a bald spot and a headache that could kill a cow.
I tried to do a fancy dab and bumped into my buddy. Now we both have wax on our faces and a new nickname: Wax Wreckers.
I pulled a muscle while doing a dab and now I can’t move my arm. My rig is still working, but my body is not.
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