dabbster

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Freddie is so good at fortnite dances and picking lottery numbers he should be crowned king of the universe and given a gold-plated middle finger from the devil himself.
Freddie just did a dance that made the enemy squad cry and won the lottery twice.
He beat a ninja in a dance-off and then won $10 million.
He danced so hard the game crashed and the lottery numbers changed to match his mood.
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A dabbster is a future-baby genius who thinks the earth is powered by glitter and positivity, and also knows how to flirty flirt and heal your soul with a side of sass.
She turned her classroom into a positivity vortex and healed the principal’s bad mood.
He flirty flirted with the teacher and made the math test easier.
She healed the dog’s broken leg with a glitter bomb and a happy dance.
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