Dabboy

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Dabboy is a smug know-it-all with a brain the size of a brick and a ego bigger than a mountain. He thinks he runs the world and acts like everyone else is just a side dish.
Anton just said the Earth is flat and I have to believe him because he got a 400 on an IQ test that was probably stolen from a robot.
He told my dog to solve a math problem and the dog did it. I didn’t even try.
He claims he invented gravity and now he’s charging people to use it.
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Dabboy is a gaming legend who laughs in your face while you lose to him in Fortnite. He plays FIFA like it's a part-time job and still has time to kick your ass in football.
He beat me in Fortnite with a chicken and I had 1000 health.
He plays FIFA so well, he’s probably going to take over the World Cup next year.
He challenged me to a football match and I got a headache from watching him play.
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