dabbling in the sauce

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Dabbling in the sauce is like picking your favorite snack at the candy store then walking out when the next one looks better.

I kissed her twice and left before she could say my name.

He was sweet for 10 minutes then vanished like he had a date with a donut.

She took my pizza and my attention then dropped me like a hot potato.

Dabbling in the sauce is when you get your rocks off with one then ditch her like she was a bad meal.

He had sex with me then ran off to the next girl like I was a bad burger.

She said I was cute then left me hanging like I had a broken promise.

He took my time and my heart then said 'see you later' like I was a footnote.

Dabbling in the sauce is like playing with your food then walking out when the next dish looks more delicious.

She smiled at me then walked out like I was a side dish she didn’t want.

He had me halfway through his life then left me hanging like I was a bad appetizer.

I had a moment with her then she went off like she had a bigger dinner waiting.

Dabbling in the sauce is when you mess around with one then move on like you never had a life with the first.

He had my attention for 20 minutes then said 'see ya' like I was a forgotten snack.

She took my time then said 'later' like I was a side story.

He had my heart then dropped me like I was a burnt piece of toast.

Dabbling in the sauce is when you flirt with one then ditch her like she was a bad choice.

He flirted with me then walked out like I was a failed experiment.

She smiled at me then said 'not tonight' like I was a bad idea.

He took my time then said 'see you later' like I was a failed project.

Dabbling in the sauce is like tasting one flavor then running to the next like you’ve never had a good one before.

He tasted my personality then ran off like I was a basic snack.

She tried me once then said 'not tonight' like I was a boring menu item.

He had my attention then dropped me like I was a second-rate dessert.