dabbivals

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a person so good at their job they make your brain explode from jealousy

My boss is a dabbival. I’ve been working here for 10 years and he still makes me look like a rookie.

That guy at the gym is a dabbival. I tried to deadlift 100 lbs and he did 200 while laughing.

My math teacher is a dabbival. I got a D and he got a perfect score on the SATs.

a person so good at their job they could probably pee and still be better than you

My neighbor is a dabbival. He mows his lawn in 10 minutes and I still haven’t finished mine.

My cousin is a dabbival. She got into Harvard and I still live with my parents.

My dog is a dabbival. He can catch a ball better than my brother.

a person so good at their job they could be your mom and still make you feel stupid

My mom is a dabbival. She knows more about taxes than my dad does.

My math teacher is a dabbival. I got a B and he got a 100.

My little brother is a dabbival. He can solve complex equations and I still can’t do long division.