dabbing seagulls

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seagulls who steal your food and then act like they’re fancy
I tried to eat my sandwich and a seagull stole it right from my hand like I was trash.
That seagull landed on my head and took my taco like it was a throne.
I dropped a burger on the ground and a seagull came out of nowhere and took it like it was a challenge.
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birds that punch your face with their beaks and laugh at you
A seagull flew into my face and pecked me like I owed it money.
I was walking and a seagull hit me in the nose and flew off like it was a hero.
I tried to eat a donut and a seagull hit me in the eye and took it.
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the worst kind of birds that hang out in the dirt and fight for your fries
I was eating my fries and a seagull fought another bird for them like it was a war.
I dropped my fries and two seagulls started screaming and fighting over them like they were mad.
A seagull landed in the dirt and claimed my fries like they were a treasure.
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