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When you're stuck with a tube that's got nothing left but a sad little blob and you're screaming at it like it owes you money.
I tried to squeeze that last bit of toothpaste out and it looked at me like I was a bad roommate.
My dad tried to get more toothpaste out and it just laughed in his face.
I was trying to get the last bit of glue out and it was like I was fighting a tiny, angry slug.
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When you're trying to get that last bit of something out of a tube and it's like the tube is being a complete jerk.
That tube was being a total snob and wouldn't let me have the last bit of toothpaste.
The tube had the last bit of glue and it was like it was holding it hostage.
I tried to get the last bit of cream cheese out and the tube was like, 'Nope, not today.'
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When you're at the end of a tube and you're trying to get that last bit out and it's like the tube is being a total selfish brat.
The tube had the last bit of toothpaste and it was like it was holding it like a trophy.
I tried to get the last bit of sauce out and the tube was like, 'You don't deserve it.'
That tube wouldn't let me have the last bit of glue and it was like it was a total bully.
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