dabbin'

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When you crash your elbow into someone's face because you think you're a rockstar and not a fool
My cousin dabbed my uncle in the face and got a black eye for his trouble.
I tried to look cool and ended up looking like I got hit by a bus.
Dabbin' is how I failed my math test and my self-esteem.
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When you’re so sad you’d rather die than keep pretending you’re happy
Dabbin’ is why I tried to jump off the roof and just fell into a pool.
My sister dabbed so hard she forgot how to breathe.
Dabbin’ is the reason my dog ran away and my mom cried.
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Smoking weed so strong it feels like your brain is on fire and your nose is melting
I dabbed so much I turned into a greasy mess.
My brother dabbed and started talking like a robot.
Dabbin’ is when you smoke so much you forget your own name.
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When you act like you’re a supermodel doing a runway pose but your arm is stuck under your chin like a confused chicken
I did a dab and looked like I just woke up from a bad dream.
My friend dabbed and looked like he was trying to escape a jail cell.
Dabbin’ is when you think you’re cool but your face says otherwise.
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When you fake sneezing so hard you think you’re in a commercial and not just a weird kid in the hallway
I dabbed and my teacher thought I was sick.
My friend dabbed so hard he got a nosebleed.
Dabbin’ is when you think you’re important and your nose says you’re not.
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When you cover your nose with your arm like you just sniffed a dead rat and point the other arm like you’re about to fight someone
I dabbed and looked like I just smelled something gross.
My brother dabbed and looked like he was ready for a war.
Dabbin’ is when your arm is doing the talking and your face is confused.
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When you hide your face under your elbow like you’re trying to escape a monster and stretch the other arm like you’re about to attack someone
I dabbed and looked like I was hiding from a dragon.
My friend dabbed and looked like he was about to punch a wall.
Dabbin’ is when you think you’re hiding but you’re just being weird.
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