dabbie

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A dabbie is when you take a quick hit of weed that’s so strong it feels like your brain is on fire.
I just did a dabbie and my head is like a flamingo on a rollercoaster.
Dabbie at 3 AM, now I’m talking to my toaster.
That dabbie hit me like a punch from a angry unicorn.
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A dabbie is when you’re so wasted you think you’re a superhero and you start doing stupid stuff like eating pizza with your hands.
I’m a dabbie, I just ate a whole pizza and I’m still standing.
Dabbie mode: on. Spilled my drink on my boss. Also my feelings.
Dabbie: 1, my mom: 0. Still not sure why I did that.
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A dabbie is when you mix ‘daddy’ and ‘dab’ to make a fake dad who’s lit and probably bad at dabs.
My fake dad is a dabbie and he can’t even do a proper dab.
Dabbie tried to be a daddy and failed spectacularly.
That dabbie is a fraud. He doesn’t even know what a dab is.
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A dabbie is a mix of weed stuff that has both THC and CBD, so you get high and calm at the same time.
I just smoked a dabbie and I’m high and chill. Best combo ever.
That dabbie hit me like a sandwich and a nap.
Dabbie: I’m relaxed, but also still want to fight my brother.
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A dabbie is someone who loves to dab so much they’re probably going to die from it.
That dabbie is going to be a legend. Or a corpse.
Dabbie: he dabs so much, he’s got a permanent smile.
My dabbie friend is like a weed robot. He never stops.
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A dabbie is a person from Latin America or Mexico who’s so cool they probably invented dabs.
That dabbie is cooler than my uncle who thinks he’s a rockstar.
Dabbie: I came from Mexico and I bring the vibe.
My dabbie cousin dabs so hard, he’s like a magic bean.
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A dabbie is someone whose name sounds like ‘Dabby’ but they dab so much they got a new name.
Dabby: he dabbed so much, now he’s just Dabby.
That dabbie changed his name to ‘Dabby’ because he’s a legend.
Dabby used to be named ‘Danny’ but now he’s Dabby because he’s lit.
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