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A dabby is when you’re so wasted you can’t tell your ass from your face and you do stupid stuff like yell at the moon or try to dance with a couch.
I woke up in my neighbor’s yard wearing his pants. Classic dabby stuff.
My friend tried to eat a lightbulb. He’s a full-blown dabby.
I got so dabby I tried to text my mom using my toes.
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A dabby is when you take a quick hit of weed, like you’re trying to get high before your mom finds out you’re smoking.
I took a dabby before my math test. I aced it. My mom failed.
I dabby every morning. My lungs are now full of glitter.
My friend dabbyed and started talking to the ceiling. It was weird.
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A dabby is when you act like a daddy but you’re just high and you think you’re cool. It’s fake and annoying.
My cousin called me daddy and I dabbyed. I’m now famous at the gas station.
I tried to be a dabby daddy. I failed. I now live in a trash can.
My teacher called me a dabby daddy. I got a D. It was worth it.
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A dabby is when you smoke a mix of weed and something else, like you’re trying to get high and also get a headache.
I smoke a dabby every day. My brain is now a disco.
My friend tried a dabby and started singing opera. It was terrifying.
I took a dabby and now I think my socks are alive.
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A dabby is when you love to smoke weed so much you’re like a human smoke machine.
I’m a dabby. I smoke so much I can now breathe fire.
My friend is a dabby. He smokes so much he talks to his plants.
I’m a dabby. I smoke so much I forgot my own name.
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A dabby is when you’re Mexican or from Latin America and you’re so proud you’re like a walking flag of your country.
My cousin is a dabby. He eats tacos for breakfast. It’s a tradition.
I’m a dabby. I speak Spanish and I can dance like a flamingo.
My friend is a dabby. He wears a sombrero to school. I’m impressed.
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A dabby is when your name is Dabby, but you smoke so much you’re like a human smoke machine with a bad haircut.
My name is Dabby. I smoke so much I lost my hair. Now I have a bald dabby.
My friend is a dabby. He dabbyed so much he now lives in a bong.
I’m a dabby. My name is Dabby. I smoke so much I talk to my bong.
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