Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A long, pointy glass stick you use to spear your concentrate, then you slap it on a hot nail or pan while you inhale like a dying man with a lung full of lava.

I just dabbed so hard my face turned into a tomato.

That dab was so strong I think I inhaled a raccoon.

Dabbing like it’s my job, and my job is to smoke like a dragon.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

2

A fancy magician who fixes bad photos, videos, and movies. They can make your footage look perfect without you having to reshoot the entire damn thing.

That movie looked like it was filmed in a cave. The dabber fixed it like it was magic.

My boss said I needed a dabber. I said, 'I don’t need a dabber. I need a miracle.'

The dabber fixed my face so fast, it looked like I just woke up from a beauty nap.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

3

When you smoke that thick, sticky oil using a dabber. It hits you like a truck full of explosions.

I dabbed so hard, I think I turned into a smoke monster.

That dab hit me like a brick to the face.

I inhaled so much oil, I think I turned into a greasy robot.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

4

A video game where you draw balls and smash them. It’s going to be out in 2025, and it’s going to be the most annoying game ever.

DABBER is the worst game ever. I played it for five minutes and I hated my life.

I’m going to beat DABBER so hard, it will beg for mercy.

DABBER is just a bunch of balls. What even is this?

by Slangipedia 15d ago

5

A commercial that turned into a meme for people who got so high, they forgot how to function.

I saw that Dole Dipper ad and now I think I’m a weirdo.

That ad was so good, it turned me into a complete lunatic.

I watched that ad so many times, I started speaking in riddles.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

6

When you’re so desperate to poop, you leak a little on your underwear like it’s a crime scene.

I tried to hold it in, and now my underwear looks like a murder happened.

That poop leak was so bad, my pants were screaming.

I pooped so much, I think my underwear is now a criminal.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

7

A guy who wipes with just one square of toilet paper like he’s saving the world from a tiny pee accident.

He wiped with one square like it was a mission from God.

That guy uses one square of toilet paper. I use a whole roll.

He wiped like it was the final battle between man and pee.

by Slangipedia 15d ago