Dabbath

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Dabbath is when all your friends come over on Sunday and you smoke so much weed budder you turn into a human blubber machine. No work is done. Just pure laziness and bad decisions.
Just woke up. Dabbath is here. No pants. No plans. Just blubber and bad vibes.
Dabbath is the only time I feel like a god. Blubber is my throne.
My mom called. She said I smell like a weed factory. It's Dabbath. What did you expect?
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Dabbath is like a party where everyone brings weed budder and the only rule is you can't stop eating it. You're too high to do anything else. You just sit there and laugh at your own stupidity.
Dabbath is like a food coma but with blubber. I can't remember my own name.
My friend brought blubber. I ate it all. Now I’m floating. It’s Dabbath.
Dabbath is when you bring blubber to a party and the blubber brings you.
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Dabbath is the day you don’t have to do anything because you’re too busy turning into a blubber monster. You smoke so much you forget your own name. It's like a religious experience but with weed.
Dabbath is my religion. Blubber is my god.
I came home from Dabbath. I didn’t know who I was. I just knew I ate blubber.
My dog didn’t recognize me after Dabbath. I think I turned into a blubber monster.
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