dabbage

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when a guy uses his peen to slap the face or tongue of a girl like she owes him money.
He dabbed her face so hard, she thought she was in a fight.
She tasted his knob and screamed like she was being stabbed.
He dabbed her tongue and said, 'That's how you kiss a queen.'
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a dude who hits so hard, he could knock out a donkey with one dab, and he doesn't care if you're crying.
He dabbed me so hard, my nose ran and my eyes cried.
He hit me like I was his enemy.
He dabbed me and said, 'You're weak, and I'm a savage.'
3
when you drop a big chunk of gross earwax laced with weed on a hot plate, and it explodes into a cloud of stank that makes you feel like a god.
I dropped my dabbage on the grill and it went boom like a firework.
My dabbage made the whole room smell like a trash can on a hot day.
I hit my dabbage and it made me feel like I could fly.
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